Surname
(last name): .......................................................
Christian name (first name):
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Names in between:
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Nickname:
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Age: (If over 21, put "over 21")
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Height (approx):
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Weight (approx):
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Sex (approx):
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To which political party do you belong, if any?
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Have you ever held office in a Cabinet? If so give
details of your achievements whilst in power
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Are there any other offences you would like to be
taken into consideration?
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Which political fifure of the past do you most admire?
a) Lloyd George
b) Disraeli
c) Machiavelli
d) Attilla the Hun
e) Attilla the Liberal
Arrange the following list of atributes according to
their importance in the make-up of a Prime Minister:
a) Blue eyes
b) Pragmatism
c) Economic know-how
d) All on teeth
e) Double-barrelled name
f) Seat belts
g) Skill in debate
h) Clean fingernails
i) Extensive repertoire of comic songs
Note: Any candidate arrogant enough to assume he is
doing all fight so far may proceed to the next section
Who is your favourite British male vocalist?
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Television
technique
If you were addressing the Nation on
TV, what would you do with your hands?
a) Hold them claspes in front of you on the desk
b) Wave them around in the air like a greasy foreigner
c) Pick your nose
d) Fondle the microphone
Word Association
What word do you normally associate with each of
the following?
a) Economic
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b) Financial
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c) Political
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d) Bribery and
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e) Immediate
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Spelling
Can you spell "chrysanthemum"?
a) Yes
b) No
Honesty
Can you really spell
chrysanthemum
a) Yes
b) My answer to the previous question seems to have
been misinterpreted in certain quarters. At no time
have I tried to give the false impression that I actually
could spell chrysanthemum, merely that I might be
able to:- which you will agree is a far cry from etc.etc.
Parlimentary debating technique
As Prime Minister, how
would you address the Leader of the Opposition?
a) The honerable member with a big bum
b) Mouldy old stink-pot
c) Grandma
d) Your worship
e) Ferret face
f) Sausage nose
g) Grot-bag
Declaration
I hearby declare that the above answers are true to the
best of my knowledge and ability
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